Friday, 14 November 2008

Satpam oh Satpam

Tadi Pagi gw Pergi ke "Lintah darat" buat bayar utang2 gw di sono :-( , biasanya bokap gw yang pergi , ya gara2 bokap gw suka bawel :-" (xixix jangan bilang2 bokap yak) sruh cepet2 bayar padahal waktu jatoh temponya masih lama ( gila masih lama aja bawelnya setengah mati :-" ) bisanya gw cuekin tuh , eeehhhhhh bokap sendiri yg pergi sambil ngomel2 :-p , tp gatau hari ini gw yang jalan , padahal bokap gw cm bilang "de mo bayar cicilan kapan" , yah akhirnya gw berangkat penuh dengan semangat , tumben bener nih , hihih di jalan , pikiran busuk gw muncul , "wah moga2 kasirnya cakep , kaya Asmiranda di iklan Axe" , ya gw genjot lah kuda lumping gw biar cepet ketemu sama "Asmiranda" ....

wah akhirnya sampe juga , xixixixi "Asmiranda gw datang ..... "

gw langsung masuk trus nyelonong ke kasirnya , tus gw bilang "ba mo bayar cicilan", blom di jawab sama embanya gw udah di tarik sama Satpam sambil ngomong dengan bibirnya yang seksi
"De ambil no dulu donk , ngantri ... kasian yang laen" , buset nih orang gabisa sante dikit apah ..
gw katain aja tuh satpam "woooooooi jangan nyolot donk" , qeqeq enga dink , mana berani gw ngomong gitu , tp dalem ati gw pengen ngomong gitu , tp berhubung gw orangnya cupu jadi gw ga berani :-( , ya begitulah nasip orng kecil , cupu :-( sering di intimidasi sama yang lebih GEDE tp klo soal "anu" gw berani gede2 an sama tuh satpam :-p.

Oh iya Kasirnya mukanya ga kaya Asmiranda , yah standart2 aja sih mukanya , tp masih cakepan kasirnya dr pd si satpam :-" , pupus sudah arapan gw ketemu asmiranda

gw duduk sambil perhatiin gerak gerik tuh satpam , gw jadi inget sama satpam di sma gw dulu , nama nya sapa gitu gw lupa , pantat gw pernah di sodok2 pake sapu , gara2 gw telat masuk terus gw panjat dah tuh pager sekolahan , eh tu satpam lari sambil bawa2 sapu trus nyodok2 pantat gw dari bawah sambil bilang "woi turun2 ngapain km manjat2" , ...

emang parah tuh satpam pernah gw sogok, pake rokok, Cewe :-" biar gw blh masuk tetep ajah gamao , tp gw rasa tuh satpam homo ....

sial emang nasip gw sial kalo ketemu satpam ...

xixi jadi senyum2 sendiri gw , waktu nunggu giliran buat bayar cicilan , jadi inget waktu sMa .....
Wkwkwkwkwkwkw .... si Salim (tukang ketroprak) gimananya nasip dia sekarang masih suka di isengin sama anak2 , wkwkwk sering banget tuh si salim di isengin sama Tmn2 gw

wkwkwk .. tar dah gw ceritain betapa malangnya si salim ...
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38 comments:

  1. Anonymous15 November 2008 at 07:42

    lah kok lom ada nyang komen hehe duluan nih gue. gue dulu sekolah jadi "anak baek²" sih jd gk pernah urusan ama satpam hehe. eh pak salim ditunggu ceritanya ya :D

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  2. Anonymous15 November 2008 at 07:46

    weleh udah pindah ya blognya wulan, saya malah serignya baca2 blognya yg di http://wulanguritnowulanguritno.blogspot.com/ :D

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  3. Anonymous16 November 2008 at 00:21

    ingat masa lalu nih cerita ? :D

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  4. Anonymous16 November 2008 at 00:58

    Hwkwkwkwkwkw.... asmirandah... gile.. ck..ck..ck... tp syangx ada om stpam :D

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  5. Anonymous16 November 2008 at 08:36

    Awas di godain satpamnya loh...kkkk

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  6. Anonymous17 November 2008 at 05:36

    loh loh . hhihi
    alumni 5 yaa ternyata .
    angkatan berapa ??

    satpamnya yang mana ?? bang ucup apa bang anton ?? hhaha
    kayaknya mah bang anton deh . dia mah kan sadis ..

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  7. Anonymous17 November 2008 at 10:35

    @tipis wew saiia malahan baru tau wulan punya blog :-? wulan sapa yak .. wkwkw
    @Tony iyah nih :-D
    @Ardy Pratama sialan kasirnya ga mirip asmiranda , tau matrial yg kasirnya mirip asmiranda gak !!??
    @indo wkwkwkwkwk , mao donk digodain , tp satpam yang cw :-p
    @adinda yunita gw angkatan brp yah :-/ lupa , silim dah lu potoin blom :-?

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  8. Anonymous17 November 2008 at 17:59

    Hmm satpam yg kayak muklis di abdel bukan superstar yg bisa dibego2in gitu hehe ?

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  9. Unknown18 November 2008 at 01:36

    satpam.....

    banyak jenis satpam yah...

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  10. Anonymous19 November 2008 at 22:49

    wedew..salah postingannya ada name ling "bugil"-nya sbenere pengen baca teyus tp proxy tempat gua gawe ngalangi/blockir hahaha...piktor ya

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  11. Stop Dreaming Start Action31 July 2009 at 21:21

    ceritanya menarik...

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  12. TrickStory8 December 2009 at 19:44

    cieh seperti asmirandah katanya....

    ckck banyak satpam berjiwa muda jg yaa

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  13. jally gamat28 December 2010 at 00:05

    uh kasian juga ya,,, gara-gara nmikirin asmiranda ya udah nasibnya begiutu,, makannya jangan mikir yang aneh-aneh,, heheh,,, trerima kasih buat infonya,,

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    kerenz nih artikel..


    sipp lah,,,

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  23. Mobil Bekas7 November 2011 at 22:56

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  29. Gaib1 February 2012 at 03:20

    Satpam yang malang...he eheheeh

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  30. pesawat tempur5 February 2012 at 08:45

    satpam bersisik..

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  31. obat penyakit keputihan11 May 2012 at 21:07

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  32. Grosir Pulsa Online26 June 2012 at 02:29

    alamakk satpam galakk :))

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  33. xamthone19 November 2012 at 20:12

    salah sapa gan gak mau antri....D

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  34. citra harmoni19 November 2012 at 20:14

    budayakan antri mas bro....D

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  35. jasa web desain19 November 2012 at 20:17

    satpamnya tegas mantap...

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    Makasih gan artikelnya sangat bermanfaat, sukses selalu gan.

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